This morning Little Bear thought he would try is hand at being a beautician. His approach to lip fillers was somewhat original but I can’t say it didn’t work…
Step 1: Stand at the opposite side of the room to your client/mummy
Step 2: Do not give any warning and be sure they look distracted
Step 3: Charge across the room so fast that Usain Bolt would struggle to keep up
Step 4: Crash into distracted client/mummy using your forehead to target the lips
Step 5: Rub your head and look a bit sad so they aren’t annoyed you hurt them
I can honestly say it was one of the most painful experiences. My lip instantly swelled and I’ve got a beautiful bruise on the inside. I don’t know how he didn’t cry…I don’t know how I didn’t cry…but we held it together, had a cuddle, and carried on!
Although effective, I don’t think I’ll be giving him any recommendations!
The Day Dreaming Mummy