Snot? At least 20 times in the last 24 hours.
When Little Bear sneezes it is completely unrestrained, there is none of the restraint that we often show as adults, no chance of escaping without the need of a tissue.
When Little Bear sneezes, insects need to be aware. Fly into the path of that, and they would be floored, never to move again.
When Little Bear sneezes, I feel like I need to antibac my entire body and change his entire outfit. No surface is safe.
And this, dear childless friends, is what you have to look forward to one day. Of the three projectiles, snot is probably my most feared!!